From the "I don't have time to do artwork, so I'm doing this anyway, on stolen paper, with my red marking pen" school of cartooning.
Tradition states that an invalid should be brought a selection of fruit, chocolate truffles, alcohol, flowers and a soft toy with an appropriately bandaged part. Hope you enjoy them. Get well soon, Sue! Want to sign Sue's get well card? Click on "comments" and leave a message for her to read. When you have typed in your message, click "publish your comment" and your message will appear in the website.
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Suicide is only a mortal sin if you are religious but then again you would only believe in hell if you are religious too. I shall have to give this more thought.